Hi there everyone. It’s your friendly neighborhood stripper here to explain why so many of the common reasons people give for not buying a lap dance are really not strong arguments at all. I am going to provide a few examples of reasons men (usually men) always give when asked if they would like a dance and then I will provide a reason why they are wrong.
This list includes reasons why men will not pay for dances. Not why they won’t pay the set price of a dance (because begging for free dances or a discount is a different set of excuses all together).
Other strippers should feel free to add onto this list. And other sex workers from other branches of the industry should also feel free to jump in.
Let’s get started!
This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”
I’ve been dealing with stuff the wrong way.